All Is Vanity

who wants to live forever?

You're getting older. So am I.

With every passing day, month and year, we're going to degrade. Our hair will turn grey (or fall out). Our skin will wrinkle. Our muscles will weaken. And, at some point, we'll die. It happens to everyone, and it shouldn't be a source of shame or discomfort.

That is, unless you are nuts. We have all been witness to those in …