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What happened overnight was an enormous relief!

Good morning.

I’ll admit it. Sure, I’ll say it right out. I was completely relieved when I dangled off the side of my head, fired up my iPhone, and saw a bunch of red. After yesterday’s absolutely pointless mega-rally, I really wasn’t in the mood for anything but my favorite color.

I mean, just look at the ES. After yesterday’s eye-rolling, numb-skulled b…