Fargate

an ill-conceived boondoggle

Let's start with this:

Although one may think from the hand positioning this was the launch of a Genital Protection Club, it is, instead, the half trillion dollar (!) announcement of Stargate, an ill-fated boondoggle that, I've got to suppose, is going to address the price of eggs. Hey, Sam, nice wide stance!

Can anyone name a single successful private/pu…