Gruesome Twosome

stocks down, precious up!

There's a reason I don't get up four hours before the market opens to opine on what's happening, but I'm afraid my mega-shifted sleep cycle rules the roost, so here I am.

Last night, there were two big earnings announcements: AMD and GOOGL. I was most interested in AMD, since not only do I find Alphabet's chart to be incredibly boring, but also because I…