There Goes Bitcoin

crucial support collapses

My sleep schedule is about as orderly and sensible as Alex Karp's hair right now, so I'll just go ahead and crank out a post and attempt to sleep a bit more.

First off, the $TRUMP coin is down 85% now. I trust that whoever bought this to "support" their President achieved the peace of mind they were seeking. Just $13 to go, boys.

I will hand it to the cry…