Torrential Tesla

$400 has been conquered (for now)

For those not acquainted with my TSLA bona fides, I have been writing in the most glowing terms about Elon Musk and his creations for over a decade. Here is just one example (a post so old, the graphics don't even exist on the server anymore!) in which I wrote:

Within days, I’m picking up a Model S (long-since reserved; there’s a one-year wait). I have a…