Unlucky Thirteen

every put position is profitable and has 100+ days left

I'm delighted that Q4 has started off by completely poisoning the bulls over-stimulated waters. The insane mega-rally in the final 90 minutes of yesterday has been utterly destroyed, and the nimrods who bought into it are surely wondering what happened, since their nanny and wetnurse, the federal government, isn't supposed to let this happen to them. The poor dears.

Here are my thirteen bearish positions, all of them profitable, even though the market was at LIFETIME HIGHS JUST YESTERDAY. None of these put options expire before January 17th. I'm maintaining ALL positions.